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The girl you like her father, brother, ex, you. Clowns Ronald McDonald
Chicken is better than that chick who said she will even die for you chicken actually died for you chicken is true love
If you want girls to be running after you become a bus driver
They’re not dangerous if you raise them right women and neither are the dogs
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