When you ask your girl what she wants to eat and she actually decides. Elmo nuclear explosion
Relationship goals: find a woman who treats you like the prince you are. Carrying a guy through water
Don’t blame the holidays you were fat in August
Don’t get me anything for Christmas, you’re all I need. It’s a trap
Single mom of 2, huh? Yes. Wanna make it single mother of 3? Imagine the gains. Tinder conversation
I spent 30 minutes talking to them until the barman told me they were umbrellas women in burka
Some women are not for decoration protest fail
When you’re too drunk but she’s in the mood small elephant