Her: what’s your favourite… Me: missionary. Her: color
You nerd friends are powerless to save you, they’ll never get past my sentry hot girl nerds fail
Daisy Merollin they hatin girls name
This girl looks like the Sloth from Zootopia
When a hoe comes crying to you but you don’t care
Two can play at this game – girl wearing cat hoodie, cat wearing whore t-shirt
I just ended a 5 year relationship are you okay it’s ok it wasn’t my relationship
Forgot to charge arm last night charging at cellphone charge area at airport bionic girl Angel Giuffria