Cats have 9 lives, you are not a cat, buckle up. Highway sign quote
“I’m finally getting used to this body”. Get a pet parrot teach it to say this and only this
When you freak out about losing your glasses and your friends tell you to just look for them. With what eyes?
Make single player game, sell it as multiplayer and tell players the universe is too big to find other players. Evil idea
When is it okay to ask a woman if she is pregnant? Graph: never no all the time
Do as I tell you for I am a sign
When your ex starts acting suicidal: I’m going to jump, do a flip
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You will continue to interpret vague statements as uniquely meaningful. Chinese fortune cookie quote