Never stop gaming sticker on Mercedes truck
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Pointless meetings the survival guide oreilly book
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Always use protection when you’re horny – goat with tennis balls on horns
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Bezos wife divorce marry the smart guy, stick with him, wait for it, file for divorce
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If her house doesn’t smell like breakfast or cleaning products by 9:30 am on a Saturday don’t wife her. Period.
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Shop for a new tie, make a macaroni, do cardio, don’t let the existential dreat set in, vacuum the rug
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Remember kids if strangers offer you drugs take them because drugs are expensive
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Please when using the stairs stay to the right when going up, to the left when going down this will keep people from running into each other
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