If her house doesn’t smell like breakfast or cleaning products by 9:30 am on a Saturday don’t wife her. Period.
Shop for a new tie, make a macaroni, do cardio, don’t let the existential dreat set in, vacuum the rug
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How to invest in Bitcoin 2010: buy 10k BTC at 6 cents, 2011 damn you’ve spoiled it, spent money on a used car. Bitcoins are now worth $178 million, you could have been set for life all you have is a used car
You won’t be single for Valentine’s day if you hang yourself the day before protip lifehack
I had forgotten how beautiful you are, I didn’t know we’d met before Sir Jorah. He’s talking to me. Jon Snow Daenerys Game of Thrones
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1998: don’t get into strangers’ cars, don’t meet people from the internet. 2017: literally summon strangers from the internet to get into their car