Me: I’m depressed. Therapist: try mountain climbing. Me: how does that help? Therapist: you might die
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Your options include: becoming your father, joining the army, making conceptual art, dying alone in the woods list
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Want to get rid of puffy eyes? Try a couple of fresh jalapeno slices
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Cats have 9 lives, you are not a cat, buckle up. Highway sign quote
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“I’m finally getting used to this body”. Get a pet parrot teach it to say this and only this
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When you freak out about losing your glasses and your friends tell you to just look for them. With what eyes?
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Ned, don’t go south, ok. Game of Thrones the end
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Make single player game, sell it as multiplayer and tell players the universe is too big to find other players. Evil idea
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