If you don’t remember her name in the morning take her to Starbucks tip
Walking isn’t that great anyway, I do it all the time, it doesn’t even feel that good. Doctor to paralyzed man
Speak only when you feel that your words are better than your silence inspiring quote
Welcome to my makeup tutorial. So the first step of course is to be a beaufiful twenty year old with lots of money
How to start a conversation with a girl: hi wrong, kosovo je Srbija right
Me: I’m depressed. Therapist: try mountain climbing. Me: how does that help? Therapist: you might die
Your options include: becoming your father, joining the army, making conceptual art, dying alone in the woods list
Want to get rid of puffy eyes? Try a couple of fresh jalapeno slices