How do I hide that I’m high? Simple, I stay high all the time, so people just think that’s me normally
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Good way to get to know your date woman: ask about her first pet, favourite movie, mom’s maiden name. Then login and read all their shit
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Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself! 8 hours of sleep is enough? why stop there? why not 9? why not 10? strive for greatness! burn your ex’s house down I believe in you
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Learning math elements basics with LEGO
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Disconnected home alarm, deregistered from neighbourhood watch, got two Pakistani flags and ISIS flag FBI, CIA and other agencies are watching the house 24/7 never felt safer and I’m saving $49 a month
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When playing a game dog says: wait bro, reload before you go to that room
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My parents to me: you can’t play that it’s too violent. Me to my future children: you can’t play that it sucks here’s a better game
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Did you know Jurgen Klopp doesn’t watch penalties so if he coaches Real Madrid he’ll miss all of Ronaldo’s goals
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