Newborn baby looking like Vin Diesel lookalike
A baby is never a suprise or mistake, you had sex without a condom, what did you expect? A plasma TV?
Blinky thing means turning truck quote
Woman equals problems
Couple games: write something the other doesn’t know. Man: I am sterile, woman: you’re going to be a daddy
A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass, the doctor described his condition as “stable”
Evolution of philosophy Lil Jon
Pessimist optimist realist train operator sees three idiots standing on the tracks