Birthdays are good for your health studies have shown that people who have the most birthdays live the longest
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When you need experience to get a job, but you need a job for experience. Scissors requiring scissors to unpack
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Before online multiplayer body full of H2O, after body full of NaCl
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How’s the diet going? Not good, I had eggs for breakfast. Scrambled? Cadbury’s
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Who would win? A damn sandle vs Adam Sandler
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When you realize six without s is nine
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Country: votes socialist, the economy: this little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years Interstellar
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Me in my 70s with alzheimer’s laughing at memes again
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