I love you daddy, holy shit how can you see me? Soldier wearing camouflage
Spoke to a supermarket employee without crying. Facebook life achievement
There’s something wrong with this banana George Bush corn
When a black person is beating you in an argument stretching ready to press N key
Marlboro Nestle packaging swap mind blown mineral water cigarettes
He’s 104 years old, what’s your excuse? He had more time to train old running man
When you hear a noise downstairs but you don’t have to pay student loans if you’re murdered
Me: mom, my legs hurt. Mom: cause you’re always on that damn phone