Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? If it didn’t stand on any it’d fall over
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus
How long is a chinese name
How does a train eat? It goes chew chew
What’s grey and can’t fly? A parking lot
What’s something that’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick
What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint
Predictor when you need to know if she’s pregnant. Woman with huge belly fail