Kim Kardashian snowblower snow blowing
Wife: We’re not talking over the radio, this relationship is over. Me: this relationship is what? Over.
That annoying feeling when you wake up in the morning instead of dying in your sleep
World greatest cosplay duck dressed as Donald Duck
Death by Powerpoint people sleeping on a presentation
Slavic Batman Adidas stripes beers hat
Come to Chicago for the food, stay because you got murdered
For sale complete set of encyclopedia Britannica, no longer needed, got married last month, wife knows everything