Of course you miss me I’m amazing
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Velociraptor equals distraptor divided by timeraptor
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My girlfriend wanded to talk about how childish I am but she didn’t know the password to my pillow fort so she couldn’t get in
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When you’re cheating on the test and your teacher starts looking at you gotta start doing this stuff like
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When people think they can’t be replaced Kim Kardashian laughing
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When someone doesn’t want you to win which is the first letter of the alphabet? Who wants to be a millionaire
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Smiling man black kid he’s got a gun on me
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Just got iOS8 swiftkey is awesome when’s Android getting it? 4 years ago
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