Hard to belive it’s 2015 and people are still lactose intolerant grow up
Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants
It should be illegal to be this funny and single Pakalu Papito
Do I have time for your bullshit? no clock Pakalu Papito
The only joke my mom ever made was me Pakalu Papito
If you like water you already like 72% percent of me Pakalu Papito
Pizza came with no toppings on it or anything it’s just bread never mind I opened the pizza upside down
Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
I heard you like bad boys I’m bad at everything Pakalu Papito
When your crush texts you cute things like “who is this” and “how did you get this number” Pakalu Papito