Why my cousin diamond is named like that? Because aunty loves diamonds. What about me? Enough questions Age of Empires Collector’s Edition
I love you mommy, I have a boyfriend son kid
I called daddy in your phone and it wasn’t your father. Mother angry at her daughter
Dad, are you gay? No I’m bi son. Bisons talking
When your girlfriend has a twin sister so you get confused and fck her dad penguin
*Meets girlfriends parents* Dad asks: what are your intentions with my daughter? Me: like a news trolling man fck her right in the…
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Her: I really dig guys who are like my dad, Me: *orders 10 beers then ignores her, Her: [calls mom]: I think he’s the one
When your mom brushes your hair and tells you what a handsome boy you are when you know damn well youre ugly af cat
When you tell your parents a funny story and it turns into a life lesson kid