My dad who has been in a coma for 3 months and presumed dead texted me this: I lived bitch selfie
When your siblings asks what you got them for Christmas. My presence is a present Kanye West
Darth Vader world’s greatest dad cooking eggs for kids
Who’s your daddy? Darth Vader
Finn unlike Luke will not find his father black guy Star Wars
Gonna prank dad when he gets home black guy: day 1, day 2, day 817
Why do most C++ programmers stop after one child? Because multiple inheritance is a headache
Peter I have to tell you something you’re adopted penguins giraffe
My parents to me: you can’t play that it’s too violent. Me to my future children: you can’t play that it sucks here’s a better game
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30000 likes and my dad will stop drinking. Dog wearing human clothes