When your dog is more classy than you water with lemon
Lord give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can’t
Rainbow smoothies
We’ve got Pepsi instead of Coke, is that OK? I don’t know, is Monopoly money OK? In a restaurant
Before and after: cocaine, alcohol, crack, Pokemon GO. Fat guy becomes fit
When the girl you bought a drink for starts dancing with another guy drinking her drink
When your drunk AF and someone is trying to have a deep conversation with you
At the end, when your legs are tired and your arms are giving out get angry that you are tired, then hit it harder. Drinking alcohol quote
When you feel like quiting think about why you started. Alcohol quote
Don’t stop until you’re proud. Drinking alcohol tip