You honk, we drink. Australians on the side of a road
Randy: I am the liquor
We’ve got Pepsi instead of Coke, is that OK? I don’t know, is Monopoly money OK?
Goodbye friendzone forcing a woman to drink vodka
I wasn’t that drunk. Dude, you asked your own girlfriend if she was single
Drinking alcohol for health reasons: when do you drink water? I’ve never been that sick grandma
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Give me coffee to change the things I can change and whiskey to accept the ones I cannot
This tequila tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow
First day on the job as a drug dealer: *giggles* we don’t have Coke is Pepsi ok? *gets stabbed*
Barber: what do you want? Do you know that moment when you pour the milk into your tea? Say no more