Coca-Cola names Mambo No 5 song: Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra, Mary, Jessica
When you show up late to the turn up and everybody drunk so you gotta catch up huge drink
Tequila shots cause it’s Mexico somewhere
Creative drinking idea carrying baby with alcohol inside
1 like and I’ll get drunk by myself. OK
Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all. David Lynch
Hadouken Heineken Ryu Street Fighter
Bro I wasn’t that drunk last night? You sat on the TV and watched the couch
If you give water to your plants why give Coca-Cola to your kids? Because kids aren’t plants
Camel can work for a week without drinking a man can drink for a week without working