We’d love to get the platter back when this is over that and our land indians America
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I push objects off shelves while looking my human in the eyes cat
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Empathy noun the ability to step into the shoes of another person, aiming to understand their feelings and perspectives, and to use that understanding to guide our actions
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Doctor: I’ve got good news and bad news. Karen is leaving you for another man. Me: and the good news? Doctor: I am picking her up at 7
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When you ask your girl what she wants to eat and she actually decides. Elmo nuclear explosion
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When people don’t realise you can see through bullshit
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When your grandma tells your mum to leave you alone happy dog
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Be alone, that is the secret of invention; be alone, that is when ideas are born. Nikola Tesla quote
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