A galapagos tortoise can live up to 200 years and not enjoy a minute of it
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Kids can we play in the pool now? Dad: get a job and pay for your own pool
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Mark Zuckerberg he remembered your b-day when no one else did facebook
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When I tell my girl I’ll change for her: in 1999 Japan redesigned it’s flag only slightly
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Incel and excel both incorrectly assuming something is a date
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Netflix: are you still watching? Her: already riding it
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If you start your work now you’ll have plenty of time and you won’t be stressing out at the last minute, me: nah, life begging
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Whole day I’m fcking busy only get few money. Karol Marx capital volume 1
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