Worker fishing, capitalist comes and starts fishing in his bucket
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Do you have any hobbies? Introverts: tv, bed, fridge
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Her: I’m not that hot, also her: hot metal slide
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Listen to your heart: do some drugs bitch
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Doctor: now I have to inform you there’s only a 50% percent chance of surviving this procedure. Kid: let’s do it twice then
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We don’t eat gluten, dairy, meat, soy, eggs or nuts, what do you recommend we get? The fck out waiter answers
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You say “all guys are the same”. Who the hell told you to try them all?
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Introverts be like: do you even want to go? No, but I’d like to be asked
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