Sir, do you know why I’ve pulled you over? Because I let you Bugatti Veyron
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You can’t get rejected if you don’t tell the person you like them. Protip lifehack
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Star Wars the girl you like, her father, brother, grandfather, ex, you Jar-Jar Binks
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I spent 30 minutes talking to them until the barman told me they were umbrellas women in burka
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Not sure if bank account was robbed or Steam sale
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Five cats died taking a bullet from you, cats are great bodyguards red dot laser pointer sniper
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When you’re too drunk but she’s in the mood small elephant
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The first time you try left foot braking woman fail
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