When you have a Ferrari but you’re in a hurry Audi car carrier
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The best things in life begin with the letter “S”: sweekend, sbeer, sbacon, sburgers
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Can’t disappoint your parents if you never made them proud in the first place. Protip lifehack
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Me during World War 3 choosing pony sticker to put on a machine gun
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Homer Simpson 10 minutes after Christmas dinners finished dads fell asleep
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My left nostril open, my right nostril closed. Two hours later the other way around tunnels
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Do you want to play a game? I can’t. Why not? I got a Mac
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Me waiting for the phone to stop ringing so I can text you and ask you what you want
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