Toothpaste flushed by water wasted GTA
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If you’re drowning pretend you’re dead the water will think you’re a corpse and you’ll float to the top
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When I drink alcohol everyone says I’m an alcoholic, when I drink Fanta no one says I’m fantastic
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Breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck, breaking a condom is 18
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The boy you like, his mother, sister burka hijab, first love goat, you in Islam
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When you’re done with humans and just want to be yourself tired Alien UFO
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When you’re just trying to relax on vacation but she’s got you posing for a picture every 4 minutes Husky dogs
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We all got that 1 friend you trying to help but hes dumb as hell
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