Girl googling how long does a baseball game lasts on a stadium
Hogwarts degree isn’t worth much these days Harry Potter as airport security worker policeman
My sense of humor: things that should not be joked about, things I find funny, why I’m going to hell
Some people should be forced to carry a plant around with them to replace the oxygen they waste
3 stages of growing: up young and dumb, motivated and hopeful, screw everyone and everything Spongebob
Please come in im sorry it’s a little Messi Lionel word play
The circle of life: dad feeding with beer his son, which is feeding his son with milk
Re-doing high fives because it was a bad one
When you hit snooze 80 times and now you’ve got 3 minutes to leave the house sad man
Car made in china vs bike bicycle made in Germany accident fail