Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey
Autism is not a tragedy running out of bacon is also ignorance but mostly the bacon thing
Started a game of hide and seek with my dad 20 years ago he’s the best where are you man?
I will never understand a nation that calls a liquid, gas USA
Single taken Skyrim
One less year alive. Birthday cake quote gift
Ask an associate for a demonstration how toilet works in a shop
Be honest, is this too much lettuce? Super meaty burger