Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45 the first sentence explains your love life everyone thinks you’re dead
I’m at the age where people are asking: so what are you doing with your life? and I’m like: mate I am genuinely just here for a laugh
I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke Pakalu Papito
Accidentally said happy mothers day to my mum in person instead of a para on facebook
Master I am very discouraged what should I do? Encourage others
Why is sleeping in considered lazy but going to bed early is not? I am starting the all sleep matters movement
What do we say when we win something? GG easy
If life is dragging you back with difficulties it means that it’s going to launch you into something great just focus and keep aiming Green Arrow
Relationships are just conspiracy for women to steal men’s shirt
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence Charles Bukowski