We can live without cigarette liquor manufacturers are millionaires we can’t live without food but our farmers are poor
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An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
Basically single married hungry
We all have that one friend that is stick thin but eats like an elephant
Cut my life into pizzas this is my plastic fork Pizza Hut
I’m not gonna kill you I’m just gonna make you really really fat Ronald McDonald
Not all heroes wear capes pizza delivery man
Dihydrogen monoxide is heavy enough to be used as a radiation shield in nuclear reactors should it really be in our food
John Harrison has a job tasting ice cream tasted samples of over 200 million gallons of ice cream his taste buds are insured for 1 million
Throwing table meme throwing pizza in the air
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