It’s amazing how potatoes give us chips, fries and vodka. Get your shit together every other vegetable
Friend is someone to share the last cookie with cookie monster
How many pizzas do you want? How many pizzas do you have? fat kid boy
How does a train eat? It goes chew chew
How to distribute your mixtape on Halloween: Twix bar pendrive
If someone ever tells you that you’re putting too much peanut butter on your bread stop talking to them you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life
Google Chrome what’s for dinner RAM memory
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I’ve heard of the ice cream man but the barbecue man?
Motto of Serbia is remove kebab Siri Wikipedia
Gave up life when picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as free food. Moment of silence for our brother in the foodzone