Text from mom: “you have to climb Mount Everest, because I told aunt you did and she want pics”
The girl you like, her father, her brother, her ex, her first love – all black, you blind
Why does every mum still do this? As if I’m incapable of pushing a trolley at my age
When a Google employee dies their spouse receives half of the employee’s salary for 10 years and their children $1000 dollars per month until they turn 19
Louder than your mom last night car exhaust pipe sticker Nissan 350Z
What an idiot, you burned the tortillas. Mother why have you forsaken me?
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Mom what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? I don’t know dear, you’ll have to ask grandma
Sibling love is a special thing kid toddler laying on another baby
I love my whore family little girl drawing
This mum does not trust her son: take a picture with a fork in your hair to prove you’re home. Could have taken that yesterday