Mom I wish I was like that plane. Because it can fly? Because it’s hanging from the ceiling kid
Dad,why is my sisters name Rose?Because your mother loves roses. Thanks dad, no problem Minecraft pocket edition
Kids painted Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles someone need to call child protective services on they ass
When your mom hears you relaxing for even 1 second angry meme
When your wife hears you relaxing for even 1 second angry meme
This monkey adopted a stray puppy and protects it from danger. She always let it eat first to ensure it gets enough food
When mum says she hasn’t sat down all day, but we all know she has
Princess Leia Darth Vader I don’t like the idea of you dating a smuggler, well let’s ask mom what she thinks, oh wait… That’s, it go to your room, my room was on Alderaan