Today’s special: buy one beer for the price of two and receive a second beer absolutely free
Life has no ctrl+z but it does come with a clear history option alcohol
When the brain and heart fight the liver always suffers
Did you know that 6 to 8 beers per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?
Free drink for programmers if you can read this code
Weekly coffee evolution days of the week
When you thought coffee would help but you’re still annoyed by everyone. Angry dog
Before coffee – angry koala, after coffee – cute koala
Myth: introvert plus alcohol equals extrovert. Reality: introvert plus alcohol exuals drunk introvert
Marlboro Nestle packaging swap mind blown mineral water cigarettes