How do you stay up so late and don’t get tired? That’s my secret I’m always tired
Why is Aspirin white? Because it works
Normal people set alarm to remember time to wake up programmers set alarm to remember time to sleep
Pick the field you love, study hard and you’ll never work a day in your life. Because no one is hiring
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You don’t hate Mondays, you hate capitalism
Shout out to all the hotel maids that have to change bed sheets today Valentine’s day
When you lie on your resume and actually get the job Donald Trump