People are being paid to protest me, I’m not even president yet and I’m already creating jobs. Donald Trump
Don’t like guns? That’s fine, you can be the drummer at war
Donald Trump is so privileged that the first job he ever had to apply for was president of the United States Stephen Colbert
I’ve got this great jobs program it’s called WW3 Hillary Clinton
Al Bundy at work depressed demotivated
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Salary comparison doctor pilot teacher footballer
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Pokemon GO: man quits job to become full-time Pokemon hunter. The Guardian
Employer: why do you want to work for us? Me: there’s a blastoise in here. Employer: *sweating* where?