How to write a CV: Do you have any expertise in SQL? No. Doesn’t matter, write expert in No SQL
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He couldn’t sleep for 2 days because he missed her. I couldn’t sleep for 4 days because I missed a stupid semicolon in my code
When you need experience to get a job, but you need a job for experience. Scissors requiring scissors to unpack
When you check the time at work at 2 PM then you check 3 hours later and it’s 2:13 PM skeleton fail
When your alarm goes off and you’re deciding wether to go to work or fake your own death fox
Enough of this monkey business, profits are up 26% percent, okay a little more of this monkey business, honey I got promoted
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Observe engineers in their natural habitat
This tequila tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow