Pizza order special instructions: send your cutest delivery boy. Dog delivering pizza
Engineer – someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge. Creative t-shirt quote
Graphic designer: what my friends think I do, what my mom thinks I do, what I think I do, what society thinks I do, what clients think I do, what I really do
Interviewer 1: describe yourself in one word, Me: hired. Interviewer 2: holy shit can she do that?
Me: I’m good in C language. Interviewer: write hello world using C. Me: ascii
Let’s not talk about work. *Silence* Okay, let’s talk about work comic
Know the work rules aprropriate vs inapropriate looking good Susan
When jobs want you to have 10 years of work experience before the age of 22 kids at work wearing uniforms