Woman looking great or like shit. I’m either left or right there’s no in between
Normal people flirting: hey you’re cute we should go out sometime. Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread?
Brussels sprouts barking dog pizza happy dog
Coffin successful people, unsuccessful people comparison
This girl looks like the Sloth from Zootopia
My cat is pretty convinced he’s famous identical cat on packaging
Cats will be cats tiger sitting like a cat
Scrat Ice Age squirrel looking like a metal hanger