Sleeping with your Pikachu cute, sleeping with your Machoke weird
Buy a $150 dollar dress that you wear once a year no one bats an eye, buy $150 dollar keyboard that you use everyday everybody loses their mind
Chicken is better than that chick who said she would die for you. Chicken actually died for you. Chicken is true love
When she jokes about you vs when you joke about her Beyonce Jay-Z
Heroes of Might and Magic 3: what it looked like vs what it felt like
After gym dogs comparison: body building, powerlifting, strongman, crossfit
Normal male chromosomes XY, pro meme lord chromies XD
Mark Zuckerberg daytime vs nighttime comparison reptilian