How I feel standing well built man, how I feel sitting fat man
It’s stupid when girls say they can’t find a guy, yet they ignore me. It’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside
Shoes price 100 dollars sale higher price huge interest fail
People on snapchat: snorting cocaine, people on facebook: super polite
Arguing with an engineer is a lot like wrestling with a pig in the mud after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it
SpaceX in 2002 vs in 2017 compared dancing vs falcon heavy
1809 the empire can’t fall it’s too big, 1912 Titanic the ship can’t sink it’s too safe, 2008 the market cant crash it’s too large, 2017 bitcoin the bubble can’t burst it keeps growing
The skull of an eagle logo of Assassins Creed comparison