Software terminology back then many words, now all called app
Before payday only bread and water payday table full of food
Men socialize by insulting each other but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other and they don’t really mean it either
Linux symposium statistics t-shirt size 1999-2008 comparison
The British as seen by Americans – gentlemen, the British as seen by Europeans – drunk comparison
A barrel of oil cheaper than a bucket of chicken at KFC
A photographer took pictures of people before and after she called them beautiful
My friends: impressive beards, me: baby no beard