Get a man who can do both dressed as a tomato Ewan McGregor
How to work better list: do one thing at a time, know the problem, learn to listen, say it simple, be calm, smile
If you love a flower don’t pick it up, because if you pick it up it dies. Let it be, love is not about possession, it’s about appreciation
Tendon trick: place thumb in a closed fist, tilt hand down
Before making any promise to a girl masturbate twice it may change your opinion
Bill Gates Mark Zuckerberg 138 billion in one picture and no Gucci, Armani, Rolex. The goal is to be rich not to look rich
You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby Ariana Grande
1998: don’t get into strangers’ cars, don’t meet people from the internet. 2017: literally summon strangers from the internet to get into their car