Pessimist optimist realist train operator sees three idiots standing on the tracks
Deep dark fears I didn’t want God to make me pregnant
Koala escapes at zoo falls asleep before he can do anything interesting
Brittany went to Brazil to meet a boy who said “come to Brazil” and he wasn’t there sad crying girl
The side of Britney Spears the media never talks about the little boy grew up to be Steve Jobs
Saw my ex riding his bike while I was riding passenger and told my friend to run him over and she didn’t. Tired of all these fake friends
When you tell your parents a funny story and it turns into a life lesson kid
*Hits blunt* Bruh, do you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?
Crane truck car lake fail
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Eminem father walked out, drug addicted mother, dropped out of school, best friend killed, then he became the worlds most successful rapper