Remember when Bear Grylls got stung by bees in his face and looked just like Benevolent Crimpledimp Benedict Cumberbatch
When your friend with glasses takes his glasses off panda bear without black spots
A dell rolling in the deep laptop notebook Adele
Trying to make a joke that doesn’t offend anyone in 2015 laser lights
When you’re cooking for your girlfriend and she asks for something fancy
Trying to write a joke that won’t offend anyone on tumblr
The last Swedish taxpayer on his way to work
Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself! 8 hours of sleep is enough? why stop there? why not 9? why not 10? strive for greatness! burn your ex’s house down I believe in you