Be careful who you call ugly in high school pizza dough before and after
How to make heart-shaped eggs
Allianz Arena looks like cucumber
Mentos men feminist triggered
When you’re squeezing as hard as you can but you’re losing the battle. Peach looking like taking dump
When you’re checking something in the oven and the heat hits you black face
Pet food scale billboard: apocalyptic crisis, economic crisis, regular day, trying to bang a hot vegan chic
In a world full of princesses dare to be a hot dog
Tag a friend so they have to open their phone and look at this taco for no reason
Interviewer: so what have you planned for the future? Me: lunch. No, like long term. Oh, dinner.