When you’re about to ask your mum for something and you can already hear her complaining as you walk in the room
Sometimes I feel ugly then I look at my brother and I’m okay monkey
Thank you mom for carrying me in your womb for 9 months and also for still booking my dentist appointments
Accidentally said happy mothers day to my mum in person instead of a para on facebook
When your mom says “what a handsome little boy you are”, and you are like: “thanks mom you da best mom ever” ugly
When you start telling your parents a funny story but then you remember you were doing something illegal
Wish I was as brave as my kid who ate zero bites of her dinner and asked my wife for a snack 6 minutes after the table was clear
When your mom says that’s alright sweetie you’ll always be my president Jeb Bush
Sometimes I feel ugly then I look at my sibling and feel okay monkeys apes
My mother and I both aged 25 looking the same comparison