Can’t disappoint your parents if you never made them proud in the first place. Protip lifehack
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Me: are you guys ready to have kids? Them: yes. Also them: kids falling to the ground
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When you’re having fun with your cousins and your mom says get ready we are leaving in 30 minutes crying
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When mom says it’s time for family trip taking drugs
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Baby I love my parents for giving me a bath and tucking me in to sleep. Baby to baby: shit yourself
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When your grandma tells your mum to leave you alone happy dog
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My dad who has been in a coma for 3 months and presumed dead texted me this: I lived bitch selfie
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When your siblings asks what you got them for Christmas. My presence is a present Kanye West
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