Me looking at 0 notifications I’m receiving cause I’ve isolated myself and ruined all my realtionships with my friends, family and partners
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Imagine if they had parent teacher conferences at college. Mom: how’s my son doing? Professor: I have never seen this man in my life
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When mum says she hasn’t sat down all day but we all know she has
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The GPU you like, her father, her brother, her ex, her 1st love, you
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So how’s parenting going? Kide puked vomited threw up on mother’s head fail
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My wife hates being embarrassed so we suprised her at the airport “welcome back from prison mom”
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Dinner with grandpa tonight he made 12 burgers for all 6 grandkids I’m the only one who showed. Paw Paws grankids finally showed up, he’s happy now
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Dad sing me a song from your generation. OK, *clears throat* ONE PUNCH
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