When your mom is beating you and all of a sudden you got visitors birds
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Got a tattoo of my dad on my arm fail invisible father missing
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Text from mom: “you have to climb Mount Everest, because I told aunt you did and she want pics”
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Honey you killed a butterfly, no butter for you for a month. Dad I also killed a cockroach today, nice try
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The girl you like, her father, her brother, her ex, her first love – all black, you blind
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Why does every mum still do this? As if I’m incapable of pushing a trolley at my age
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When a Google employee dies their spouse receives half of the employee’s salary for 10 years and their children $1000 dollars per month until they turn 19
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Louder than your mom last night car exhaust pipe sticker Nissan 350Z
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