Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things it’s called garbage can not garbage cannot yearbook quote
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The official winner of the “not my job” award line along the road fallen tree fail
When you first started your job vs you at your job now Samuel L. Jackson
How do you stay up so late and don’t get tired? That’s my secret I’m always tired
Why is Aspirin white? Because it works
Normal people set alarm to remember time to wake up programmers set alarm to remember time to sleep
Pick the field you love, study hard and you’ll never work a day in your life. Because no one is hiring
Painter and decorator: New York, Paris, Madrid but mostly Glasgow area
If you work as security at a Samsung store does it make you the guardian of the galaxy?
Why are pills white? Because they work