He couldn’t sleep for 2 days because he missed her. I couldn’t sleep for 4 days because I missed a stupid semicolon in my code
When you need experience to get a job, but you need a job for experience. Scissors requiring scissors to unpack
When you check the time at work at 2 PM then you check 3 hours later and it’s 2:13 PM skeleton fail
When your alarm goes off and you’re deciding wether to go to work or fake your own death fox
Enough of this monkey business, profits are up 26% percent, okay a little more of this monkey business, honey I got promoted
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This tequila tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow
That one guy at work who’s always happy to see everyone ginger kid
When a co-worker starts telling you how many calories are in your breakfast, I will stab you
Pointless meetings the survival guide oreilly book
We are greatest country ever with slavic pride we march to victory hey Poland get back to work cleaning toilet in UK Polandball