I survived another meeting that should have been an email
Project manager person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month
Me: ugh I’m broke as fck. Boss: wanna go home early? Yes sure
I’m not lazy I’m just highly motivated to do nothing
CEO definition Chief Executive Officer is a company’s oldest whitest male employee
Working in IT is like being married when it’s perfect there’s no thanks, when it goes wrong boy you are in shit
Safety first cat wearing safety visiiblity vest on a construction site
Work is done today time to go home and relax German forklift crane street cleaning simulator
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