Why is Aspirin white? Because it works
Normal people set alarm to remember time to wake up programmers set alarm to remember time to sleep
Pick the field you love, study hard and you’ll never work a day in your life. Because no one is hiring
Painter and decorator: New York, Paris, Madrid but mostly Glasgow area
If you work as security at a Samsung store does it make you the guardian of the galaxy?
Why are pills white? Because they work
Oh you’re not home at 1 PM we’ll try again tomorrow at 1 PM typical UPS courier
When you want to choose career options based on your skills and experience empty shop empty shelves