The friend who gives unsolicited relationship advice even though she’s been single for 7 years starter pack
Phones face down stacked on the table first person to check their phone pays the bill. Awesome idea
Send nudes, not hate Gandhi quote
Raise your kid to be PC gamer and they will never have money for drugs
At the end, when your legs are tired and your arms are giving out get angry that you are tired, then hit it harder. Drinking alcohol quote
Don’t stop until you’re proud. Drinking alcohol tip
Diet tip: your pants won’t get too tight if you don’t wear any
Games you can play with your pussy and lots of other stuff cat owners should know
Which phone should I buy chart: Are you an idiot? Then iPhone, are you poor? Then Windows Phone or Samsung
Remove child before washing clothing label