If you’re going to shave a cat this is how you do it dinosaur
After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me: maybe life isn’t for everyone. Larry Brown quote
Never heat an egg in the microwave fail
Keep your friends close and your friends that give you the answers to homework closer Pakalu Papito
Askhole – someone who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite to what you tell them
How to write good: Avoid alliteration. Always. 10 points
Enter a bank and yell nobody move I’m rubbing this bank then start rubbing the walls haha it’s not illegal they can’t arrest you
Cooking the correct amount of pasta pour out how much you think you need wrong