Eat fascists not animals quote
Make single player game, sell it as multiplayer and tell players the universe is too big to find other players. Evil idea
When is it okay to ask a woman if she is pregnant? Graph: never no all the time
Do as I tell you for I am a sign
You will continue to interpret vague statements as uniquely meaningful. Chinese fortune cookie quote
Whoever thinks money doesn’t bring happiness transfer it to my account
How to be a better you. Book quote highlighted
Just relax, do your best you’ll be fine. Well I’d like to thank everyone for their fucking useless advice
Bear attack tip: if attacked play dead, it will be good practice for when you die a couple minutes later
Playing multiplayer on one screen creative split screen using cardboard